I Have The Secret Sauce
I Have The Secret Sauce
During the wee hours of the morning, I teleported to Dan Raine’s private estate in SL.
Disguised as an exotic dancer I approached his house and went inside. No one was home.
I looked in every nook and cranny of his house but there was no secret sauce to be found. I did find a lot of errr… “unusual things” and a pair of wrinkled pink thongs but no secret sauce.
Letting myself out I thought…
Before I go I’ll have a look in those beach front bungalows. As I approached I heard strange noises coming from one of the bungalows. I tiptoed inside and HORROR of HORROR’s there was Dan Raines giving Ed Dale…
A Back Wax!
I recoiled from the grisly site bumping into a shelf almost knocking over a bottle of…
Could it be?
Yes it was - THE SECRET SAUCE!

I grabbed it and quickly fled the estate teleporting back to my humble office.
At home I tried everything to make the Secret Sauce work. I poured it on my keyboard, splashed it on my monitor. Nothing.
Finally in desperation I took a long swig from the bottle. It felt like white lightening going down – shivers ran though me and I trembled for a moment. Then nothing.
Nothing that is until I looked at my monitor. It was like that time I saw the Beatles movie Yellow Submarine (ok we won’t go there).
I could see inside Google. I saw the algorithm as it worked. Finally I understood. In fact I could hear it.
You can see it for yourself here – just listen and it will serve you well.
No more White Russians for me.
I’ll update for Day #27 tomorrow.
See you then,
Tom
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Comments
You should put the bottle on the Thirty day Challenge auction lol.
You may get a pretty penny for charity
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